The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 03, 2022

And they don’t hurt him!

What do you mean ‘the wrong feet’? their the only feet I have.

Did Wilberforce get up on the wrong side of the bed??!

/SHMIRK/

Perhaps Brutus put his shoes on.

That’s what you get when you use a mirror to put on your shoes.

What he needs to do is color code his shoes, with a little alliteration thrown in as a memory aid. Red for the right foot, and say yellow for the left foot. That should put a stop to the whole shoe on the wrong foot thing.

They say starting off on the wrong foot is not good – but if the shoe fits, wear it!

People just don’t understand free-form dressing.

really, I didn’t realize I was wearing your shoes. :D

whose feet should they be on?

My wife does that often – she has dementia – I leave it be. Don’t bother her – it don’t bother me.

He: I know. I do that to correct a walking issue.

Does an occasional mismatch count?

Your brother is wearing your shoes.. and you’re wearing his. Kids are going to tease you.. and your brother.

When I was very young, I knew I was a genius because I never got my socks on the wrong feet. :)

He belongs with the kindergardeners. Gardeners of small gardens…

And speaking of kindergartners, you’re still wearing the hello kitty sneakers.

One of the kids at school told Wilberforce that if he rotated his shoes they would wear more evenly. Hey it works for car tires.

No, you’re wrong. Those ARE his feet! (with apologies to Charles Schulz and Linus Van Pelt.)