The Norm Classics by Michael Jantze for January 30, 2022

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    The Pro from Dover  almost 3 years ago

    I put the phone on my arm rest until I hear them hang up. Their most precious commodity is their time. After they finally shut up you can hear them saying “Hello? Hello?” Then click.

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    Mediatech  almost 3 years ago

    Telemarketers get so mad when you try to sell them something. They’re also not interested in hearing about Jesus. Never mind how I know this.

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    scaeva Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “You have reached the phone of the _______ family. If you are selling something, please hang up and dial 666-CHTHULU. He wants everything you’ve got. If you are a politician running for office, or the advocate of such a politician, please have your candidate run due east from downtown Chicago until he or she reaches Michigan—the state, not just the lake. If he or she reaches the state of Michigan, we will vote for him or her. If not, PROBLEM SOLVED!”

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    donut reply  almost 3 years ago

    What Telemarketers are really saying:

    This is a desperate cry for help

    I ignored the warning from my parents

    About the value of education

    And now I am an utter loser

    Without any job skills

    Just taking up space

    Someone ought to put me out of my misery

    unknown

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    Ed Brault Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I just hang up and hit “Block Number”.

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