I put the phone on my arm rest until I hear them hang up. Their most precious commodity is their time. After they finally shut up you can hear them saying “Hello? Hello?” Then click.
“You have reached the phone of the _______ family. If you are selling something, please hang up and dial 666-CHTHULU. He wants everything you’ve got. If you are a politician running for office, or the advocate of such a politician, please have your candidate run due east from downtown Chicago until he or she reaches Michigan—the state, not just the lake. If he or she reaches the state of Michigan, we will vote for him or her. If not, PROBLEM SOLVED!”
The Pro from Dover over 2 years ago
I put the phone on my arm rest until I hear them hang up. Their most precious commodity is their time. After they finally shut up you can hear them saying “Hello? Hello?” Then click.
Mediatech over 2 years ago
Telemarketers get so mad when you try to sell them something. They’re also not interested in hearing about Jesus. Never mind how I know this.
scaeva Premium Member over 2 years ago
“You have reached the phone of the _______ family. If you are selling something, please hang up and dial 666-CHTHULU. He wants everything you’ve got. If you are a politician running for office, or the advocate of such a politician, please have your candidate run due east from downtown Chicago until he or she reaches Michigan—the state, not just the lake. If he or she reaches the state of Michigan, we will vote for him or her. If not, PROBLEM SOLVED!”
donut reply over 2 years ago
What Telemarketers are really saying:
This is a desperate cry for help
I ignored the warning from my parents
About the value of education
And now I am an utter loser
Without any job skills
Just taking up space
Someone ought to put me out of my misery
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Ed Brault Premium Member over 2 years ago
I just hang up and hit “Block Number”.