Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 31, 2022

A product of Google no doubt…

So show him where he’s going!

You are directly above the center of the Earth.

We know when you’ve been sleeping. We know when you’re awake.

If you can read this, then you are here.

We’ve scanned your phone and it appears you were in close proximity to 47 people who have covid. We’ve alerted the health police. Stay where you are and we’ll see that you’re safely escorted to a FEMA Quarantine Camp.

Them bots. These days they knows too much.

Message pops up: Start spending some money. Or things are going to get ugly real fast!

Your car is… off the map.

Where is he going? There are no labels for comparison.

“…but I’m looking for the same old place.”