Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 01, 2022

That means Phoebe secretly learned horn attack!

She was already using her imagination when she decided to play this game.

Quite the imagination, Phoebe!

This should be a recurring gag – Phoebe insisting that she has an invisible horn, and Marigold getting increasingly annoyed by it.

Be happy with your own lack of horniness… ???

Hey, you’ve used that same explanation on her before yourself, Marigold. ;)

if your horn is invisible, Phoebe, then how come it is not poking Marigold in the eye or nostril?

Places to visit on the planet Oat…Oatmeal, Oat Milk, Oat Bread…

Invisible horn … is that the same thing as cable?

Nobody can see a unicorn, so there’s no reason for her to believe she doesn’t have an invisible horn.

Hey, if she can have a unicorn for a friend she can have an invisible horn!

Well, that’s the problem: Just as an invisible human couldn’t see anything because of the way vision works, an invisible horn can’t enable the watching of unicorn shows.

My favorite unicorn legend is the one about the search for the mythical City of Oats, El Oatgroato!

I don’t know why, but I find something wonderfully delightful about the way she simply says, “You do not.”