Book: Crossing the Street for Dummies.
Forget that. Look at any street in the country today and you’ll see what we desperately need is a “Driving for Dummies” book.
Is this the fabled “chicken”?
1) Do not read while crossing the street (unless you enjoy being a hood ornament). :-)
What happened to your car, Ziggy?
Get your nose out of that book until you are somewhere safe and sitting down!
Everyone needs that in downtown Portland.
Next read Fixing The Economy For Morons
“Reading for Illiterates”.
June 27, 2016
June 28, 2021
Gigantor over 15 years ago
Forget that. Look at any street in the country today and you’ll see what we desperately need is a “Driving for Dummies” book.
Northwoodser over 15 years ago
Is this the fabled “chicken”?
coffeeturtle over 15 years ago
1) Do not read while crossing the street (unless you enjoy being a hood ornament). :-)
alondra over 15 years ago
What happened to your car, Ziggy?
Silverpearl over 15 years ago
Get your nose out of that book until you are somewhere safe and sitting down!
WyattMute over 15 years ago
Everyone needs that in downtown Portland.
mrprongs over 15 years ago
Next read Fixing The Economy For Morons
pschearer Premium Member over 15 years ago
“Reading for Illiterates”.