Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 06, 2022

this reminds me of when Jon went out on a date with Liz.. Liz couldn’t make up her dagblasted mind, and Jon… Was… STARVING!!!!!!

Causality is unknown to her

That’s why you stand off to the side. Decide what you want then go up or get in line to place your order.

I look at Honeybunch and I remember the late, great John Pinette’s famous words: “GET OUTTA THE LINE!!!”

Enter Jack Nicholson, asking for a chicken salad sandwich with specifications.

I really hate it when there is a long line & people just stand there until they get to the counter before even looking at the posted menu. However I do often have special requests as there are some things I don’t like & others I’d like. I go to Firehouse Subs most Mondays for a salad, but they all know how I like it, so it’s still less time than the ones still trying to make up their minds.

My parents were at a McDonalds and saw a woman sitting at a table. They realized she was waiting for service like a restaurant. My mother went over and inquired and found she was recently widowed and had never been to a fast food joint. My mother explained the process and they helped her order. I don’t understand what the woman thought of everyone in line.

Someone should tell her that Pumpkin is a Squash. So it’s really Pumpkin Soup.

there always seems to be one of them when you are in line and in a hurry!

You’ve been spying on my wife.

This is why I quit going through the drive through with 4 kids.

Jon Pinette, “It’s KFC. They serve chicken! Order the chicken!”