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Some years ago we purchased a new paper shredder and our CEO decided to use it. Well, we heard him hollering and we went running and he had his tie caught in it and it had him nearly face down before we got it shut off. He never touched it again. By-the-way, his wife saved that tie.
Our office had to, by law, have safety meetings every year. The Safety Officer tried to make them short and fun. He always added, “And don’t drink the Wite-Out.” I’ll have to share this one with him. I don’t think he ever said not to sit on the paper shredders.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE about 3 years ago
The hard way of “stripping” down.
rekam about 3 years ago
Uncommon sense rides again.
The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago
This cartoon looks like a genuine Banksy!
Lady loves a joke about 3 years ago
Usually people are drunk at office parties, before they’ll do that.
clynnb1224 Premium Member about 3 years ago
in the great words of BILL ENGVALL…here’s your sign…now all paper shredders say, DO NOT SIT ON…
PoodleGroomer about 3 years ago
We had a shredder that was a 3 phase indoor wood chipper.
walt1968pat Premium Member about 3 years ago
Some years ago we purchased a new paper shredder and our CEO decided to use it. Well, we heard him hollering and we went running and he had his tie caught in it and it had him nearly face down before we got it shut off. He never touched it again. By-the-way, his wife saved that tie.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 3 years ago
Well you live and learn!
captastro about 3 years ago
Kinda reminds me of my first day in Marine boot camp.
thejanith Premium Member about 3 years ago
Our office had to, by law, have safety meetings every year. The Safety Officer tried to make them short and fun. He always added, “And don’t drink the Wite-Out.” I’ll have to share this one with him. I don’t think he ever said not to sit on the paper shredders.