Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 13, 2022

Dog, thy name be ‘Destroyer’.

My dog’s favorite toy is an old bleach bottle, minus the bleach. I’ll press it in on three sides and she’ll be able to chew and bite and run around with it to her hearts content.

“Why no! I bought us a new puppy!”

I have two dogs. I buy a chew toy, it’s disemboweled within 5 minutes.

Should be many-in-one… a chew-chew train.

They’re cheaper by the dozen……

And he got the squeeker out. Success

That’s what my dogs do to them…

I got my St. Bernard a big rawhide chew toy. The tad said it would last three days. It was gone in less than an hour…( I found a beef joint bone lasted a lot longer, and I could get them from the butcher for free.)

Broke his record, 10 seconds flat.

My work sells heavy-duty leather and reinforced-stitched dog toys, and I sometimes ask the customer how long it’ll last. Often the answer is “Oh, 10 minutes.” The last two times, though, the answer was, “Oh, he’s gentle.” It’s nice to hear the toy won’t meet its demise imminently for some reason.