Half Full by Maria Scrivan for February 22, 2022

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    stairsteppublishing  over 2 years ago

    As Paul Harvey used to say, “And, now for the rest of the story.” In this case, the rest of the quote – "And, satisfaction brought it back.’

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    Ida No  over 2 years ago

    Cat 2: “Really? Let’s check.”

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    Red Bird  over 2 years ago

    Well, that explains a lot.

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Oh, I was afraid it was a catnip overdose.”

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    Zykoic  over 2 years ago

    Schrödinger’s

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “I wasn’t asking! Honestly!”

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    No, it was his ninth life

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    cactusbob333  over 2 years ago

    I’m probably spending too much time at home, but I stared at the cat’s nose and mouth and could see the number “4” or the letters “DC”. Anyone else or am I going stir-crazy?

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    JoshHere  over 2 years ago

    Curiosity didn’t kill this cat, it was the loss of a whisker that killed it

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    Ed The Red Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Who is Curiosity? Why do they have such a weird name? Why did they hurt the poor kitty? Is there something terribly wrong with them? Are they going to be punished? Why do these chairs look so odd? How much longer are we going to be here? What’s for dinner?

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    paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago

    In other words, don’t ask questions. “Curiosity” is the standard excuse they use on the Planet of the Cats when they don’t want to discuss the real cause of death. Could be he overdosed on catnip (scandalous!), or he fell but failed to land on his feet (shameful!), etc., etc.

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    ria  over 2 years ago

    HILARIOUS! This joke is catnip to cat lovers! … I have cats … all of my (nine) lives.

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