Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for February 23, 2022

Gym Jordan and his wife.

I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to be talking while you were busy interrupting.

What is the difference between yelling and shouting?

Two rules for arguing with my wife:

1. She is always right. Always.

2. If she is wrong (or I am right), see rule #1.

This reminds me of my life. (Heavy sigh)

And thus the modern debate format was born…

Nothing. Lefties do either and they both sound absolutely ridiculous