Beardo by Dan Dougherty for February 24, 2022

You missed deep water tan

“Melanomus” extremus.

You are a pasty white Irishman. The sun is NOT your friend

“Peelus Humanicuss…”

I used to get the neanderthal tan all the time until meds. Now 10 minutes = crispy

I go from see-through white to lobster in about 20 mins. In order to get a base tan, I’d probably need the moon!