Garfield by Jim Davis for April 09, 2022

It was for the best.

For good reasons

poor Pete

And even Jon wasn’t stupid enough to do be a piñata.

Either that or he was the donkey that kids pinned the tail on.

Kid who wants candy is scarier than a garfield Who wants Lasagna. Pete is so Brave

ouch….

Oooohhh, Jon just got roasted, by Liz.

This is just sad

But he hung around for a while……

Thank goodness, Jon didn’t replace him with Mr. Pennywise, to fill in for clown at his friends birthday party.

Is that even a job?!

odie is garfield’s pinata

Now he performs as a fakir – ya know ‘the human pincushion’

Pin the Tail on Pete was even worse.

I think Liz was going to be bored by another one of Jon’s stories until he got to the end and you see her reaction!

What exactly will fall out of Pete?

Candy or blood

Would that be better or worse than being the Pin the Tail on the Human?

Can’t take being whacked all the time, or stuffing himself with too much candy?

Why would anyone willingly become the human pinata? Not enough money in the world to get hit with a baseball bat by little kids.

When he’d show up people would say: “What are you here for?” And, tragically, he’d reply: Beats me…

Hey, at least it’s not like what happened on “Family Guy” with the piñata; “I sure hope candy comes out of that”.

ow

well…already not easy to entertain at kid’s parties and if you add the “pinata fact”…ouch.

Ouch.

And you know what happens to piñatas!

PiÑatas: Why Bungee Jumping is not popular in Mexico.

Ouch……….

some people have a kink for pain and humiliation. However Jon has a propensity to anamorphise inanimate objects.

Ouch.

I have only one thing to say: Ow.

This is hilarious! (so are the reactions of people who are literally taking this comic way too seriously)

He gets beat up alot I thinks the joke

i mean he did sign up for it

Petes Doctor: Yes Pete I have diagnosed that getting savegely beaten half to death by children with sticks has given you lots of concussions and internal bleeding also so many broken bones