Fred Basset by Alex Graham for March 23, 2022

Yes, they probably will, but they should understand it’s in your blood. An inborn instinct like chasing rabbits. If they want to save their sausages, the Dears should never leave them unattended or where you can reach them. So it’s THEIR fault.

You are angood not and you are especially good at snitching sausages. They still love you Fred!

Aw, Fred, you’re usually happy about sneaking sausages. Hope you don’t get basset heartburn.

WHY does she keep leaving the sausages out…?

Are those sausages? Really Fred…

Yey! The return of the pinched sausages, they always taste so much better…….

I don’t get why they always leave those sausages out. They’re not even wrapped. We can leave meat out to defrost but it needs to be wrapped up and put in the fridge when it’s finished thawing. It seems leaving them out like this they will not be safe to eat whether by them or by Fred.

The stomach rules the body with most dogs ;-)

Fred, you’re being a normal doggie. Bad Humans…..

But Fred can be proud of his skill in snagging the obvious!!

Two quotes spring to mind immediately:

‘One oh poop! wipes out all the at a boys!’

and

“Lead me not into temptation; I can find it by myself.”

Your Honour, I demand this case be dismissed due to lack of evidence. (burp)

She is to blame leaving sausages out when she knows how fred loves them

You and your sausages, Fred!

Yeah, but you’re eating all those sausages anyway, right, Fred?