Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 23, 2022

I may not have a medical degree but, from where I’m sitting, those ankles look fine to me.

How about if I introduce you to some new sights?

Take her to the roof and tell her to catch her floor on the way down.

Your building has a 13th Floor? The Clorox headquarters substituted it with the “Clorox” logo. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteenth_floor

So, she’s having you back to her boyfriend’s!!! My kind of girl!! Ummm… That is, I think this is me, or I am she, in another life!!! ((Rowr rowr!!))

she’s always depended on the kindness of strangers…

Even though she’s going to her boyfriend’s, she still has to pay the hero’s reward.

Listen honey, my wife’s waiting for me at home, so we’ll have to make it a quickie, and climb the staircase in double time…

He’s wearing pants. How will she know if anything looks familiar or not?

And then you can get familiar with me…oh yes!

I sprained my ankle just under a month ago. Maybe she could pay the favor forward and carry me to my Doctor’s appointment tomorrow morning’. I would see that she was rewarded in a manner of my choosing.

“Since the elevator went out, I find it exhausting to climb all the way up there. I need a lot of energy when I get there for our bedroom games.”

They’re going to have a nice time discussing decorating. Like whether the drapes match the carpet.

GAL: Now I’m glad that the landlord insisted that we compromise on my demands for an elevator.

GAL: We’re such a perfect match for each other!

GUY: How do you figure? We just met.

GAL: Well, for starters, neither one of us wears socks…

“Hotels don’t have a 13th floor because of superstition. But people on the 14th floor, you know what floor you’re really on. Jump out the window, you’ll die sooner.” The late great Mitch Hedberg

If she throws her legs around his hips and arms around his neck, and he can jog up those stairs, I guarantee that she’ll forget allllll about her boyfriend.

I’ll bet the penthouse looks familiar.

“He’s a voyeur with sever agoraphobia.”

Followed by BUMP, “Ow,” bump, “ow,” bump, “ow,” bump, “ow,” bump, “Ow,” bump, bump, bump, splat.

(not a pretty sight either)

Ummmm – where is the elevator?!

Well, she’s totally messed up. Typical of some beautiful women who know they can manipulate you, and then frequently do.