Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 01, 2022

James Pond or Johnny England?

“Are you going to demonstrate it or not?” Hahahahahah cracks me up. It does work!

Don’t make the guinea pig angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

Hmmm, where can I get one!!!

Well, apparently it worked!

Can I use it on myself? There are a great number of things I’d rather forget.

Works as well as a bottle of “New Improved DAMMITOL” (Better a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!)

KA-IMPROBABLE SPY SCIENCE!

Now there’s a really handy gadget.

With 3 easy payments of, 9,995 dollars, you can forget how much you paid for it…but wait, there’s more!