Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 02, 2022

A football alt eh, Rip?

KA-EULA

You’re too accepting, whatever your name is. And for G-d’s sake, put some long pants on. Those hairy legs are putting me off my morning coffee.

“Don’t touch that button!!!”

And why would he want to be a user of Rotten X? He leaving this organisation and joining them?

Ka-NO THANKS!

And this guy is supposed to be an IT genius?

KA-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!

Good save, Rip.

I’d put Rip in charge of IT, but he’d never forgive me for taking him off the field.