Cornered by Mike Baldwin for April 15, 2022

“Gripes” on the vine.

Don’t visit your wife at work.

Not a male dominated position

Charlie Brown’s teacher?

Tesco would’ve given him back the cash… without question… and more importantly… with a smile… That’s why it’s the largest supermarket in the UK…

Over half a century on this spinning rock and I have never seen a “complaint” window anywhere. Like another comics trope, “pies cooling on a window sill”, when did they exist?

Yadda, yadda

That about says it!

At least that’s a more honest response than having someone who “calms” you, promises nothing, and sends you a satisfaction survey, relentlessly until you agree to be “satisfied”.

That was one of the teachers of *The Peanuts * gang after she retired from teaching…

Shouldn’t she be holding a violin or at least have a box of tissues on the ledge?

I got a complaint about the complaint department.

Some employees should not be around the public.

In her previous life, the “service representative” did voice overs for all the adults talking in the Charlie Brown specials.