Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 18, 2022

Pretty soon Rip will wander in looking from pancake mix.

He can rival Chad Vader. Mask or no mask, there’s no difference I think. He still has a gorilla-like face

When does the danger start?

The cunning chief of a completely crooked criminal organization as your company’s cashier? Great choice. Your money will be absolutely safe.

Notice the tongue. That’s a sign of intensity. He’s dedicated.

KA-MASK!

Sure, hire an evil mastermind to work the cash register. What’s the worst that could happen?

Can’t wait to see him wear his new uniform over his costume. Won’t he look stylish…?