In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 18, 2022

LOL!!!

I thought they had a skeleton!!!

Two carrots were walking downtown, deep in animated conversation and not paying careful attention to where they were going. They stepped into the street and were struck by a bus driven by a cabbage. The husband was closer to the bus and much more seriously injured. When his wife saw the tomato and zucchini who loaded him into the ambulance shaking their heads, she became even more worried. The police officer, a squash, who put her in his squad car and followed the ambulance to the hospital, tried to reassure her, but she was distraught. And, indeed, with some justification. At the ER, the doctor, a cucumber, gave her the bad news: “Ma’m, your husband will live, but I’m sorry to have to tell you that for the rest of his life he’ll be a vegetable.”

What’s with the basketball?

Just cut down on the salt.

Nope just squishy as usual

There’s enough fluid slime to cushion any fall…LOL

Oh, good…

Hey look! It’s an NBA player.

Is that an X-ray, or a chalk outline?

He’s OK? Then slug him again!

why would anything be broken? he just visited the doctor ’cause he was feeling sluggish…