Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for March 05, 2022

Ruling England ain’t so great. Did any of them die happy? Well, perhaps Edward VII. He should have. Called Bertie the Bounder, he had it on with at least 55 hotsies, including Sarah Bernhardt, Lily Langtry and Winston Churchill’s mother and had a wife who went along with it and had no end of fun embarrassing his mother, Victoria.

Huzzah

I’m sorry, you did not pull the sword in six tries. Come back tomorrow for a new Swordle™.

Even if we had a TGIF around here I wouldn’t go. Locally owned and run restaurants are plentiful and more interesting.

Oh, and by the way, we’ve been trying to reach you…

England’s currency is the Pound Sterling, not the Dollar, though I doubt they’d have used £ in King Arthur’s time. And it’d be funnier if the prize was a gift card to the local pub, TGI Friday’s is just a step too far.

Just give us a credit card number so we can verify your eligibility…

Aw, poor weakling hurt his arm

Maybe a gift card to a gym would be better so he can bulk up.

Also, you may have won Publisher’s Clearinghouse!

Preferable

On an aside, how many people here think that EXCALIBUR was pulled from the stone ???

(it wasn’t. Excalibur came from the Lady of the Lake…)