Randolph Itch, 2 a.m.

Randolph Itch, 2 a.m.

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Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles for September 25, 2024

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    STEPUP  4 months ago

    You should have passed on the pork chow mein!!!

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    PraiseofFolly  4 months ago

    A Misfortune Cookie! (BTW, see the ‘NewTwilight Zone’ episode with that title.)

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    tcayer  4 months ago

    I got a cookie once with no fortune in it. I jokingly told the server, and she brought me another. THAT one had no fortune in it. I said to her “Tell me the truth! Am I going to DIE?!”

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    Beowulf 406 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Yeah, you really don’t want to get a cookie like that.

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