Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 06, 2022

Is that a nose, a beak or a trunk?

“Semi-pro? If you’d at least been at MLS level I’ve feel a bit bad.”

Nice! Even at 8 Rip had an attitude!

Semi pro soccer player? Doesn’t that mean you collapse on the field and fake an injury every time the ball comes near you? Seems like Rip just made you a top player by giving you a real injury.

KA-SEMI-PRO SOCCER!

Yeah, as far as threats go, that one seemed kind of forced. Then again, no one ever expects hired goons to have much in the way of witty retorts.

KA’esprit de l’escalier