Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 15, 2022

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  almost 3 years ago

    They don’t give “beans” about that.

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    eromlig  almost 3 years ago

    Dogs chase theirs.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “Alright, ma’am, can you try this? Try to bite it, then get back on the horn and tell me what happened.”

    “Okay, ma’am, you bit it, and at the very same instant something bit you?

    “Yes, ma’am, that is your own tail that has been, as you put it, stalking you. No need to feel embarrassed ma’am, that’s what we’re here for. It happens all the time. You have a good day, ma’am. Thank you.”

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    John Wiley Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Our cat, Catherine the Great (Cat for short) clears my desk with hers. Only cat I’ve known that comes when called. Got her name from sleeping in the fireplace and her fascination with horses.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    A tail of two kitties.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    How do you stalk someone who doesn’t move?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Tigger chases his tail at times….it’s hysterical…but I never gave him a cell so…..

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    hooglah  almost 3 years ago

    It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    It’s just tailing you.

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    stpastor  almost 3 years ago

    We used to have a cat that would get mad at her tail. Sometimes while lying there, she’ll start growling at her tail and then start swatting at it. Quite a few times.

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