wear thicker gloves Doc!!!
He’s a silver-tongued devil.
I’ve seen what else you’ve been to you perve!
“Keep searching for a heart of gold, and I’m growing old”! (Neil Young)
this is very touching
No one ever talks about his son That started up a muffler shop
She’s worth her weight in gold, I imagine!
Shouldn’t that door be gold now?
I know people who have the Sadim touch. That’s Midas spelled backwards. Everything they touch turns to sh#t.
“He’s not the man to hold your trust.
Everything he touches turns to dust
In his hands…"
—Clarke, Hicks, and Nash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWh0DOAfc7A
A touch, I do confess.
The good news is, we can now sell off one of her kidneys and that will cover all the medical bills!
Last week, I made a golem, but it’s not so good, I fear.
Without the best materials, I gave it a tin ear,
A glass jaw, and some feet of clay. I sought a heart of gold;
Instead, it has a heart of stone. No wonder it’s so cold.
I can’t afford a silver tongue to give it more appeal.
At this point, I’m just saving up to buy some buns of steel.
I shouldn’t have mentioned dead baby jokes in a previous comment!
It’s all fun and games until he has to pee
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
wear thicker gloves Doc!!!
Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago
He’s a silver-tongued devil.
Jayalexander over 2 years ago
I’ve seen what else you’ve been to you perve!
iggyman over 2 years ago
“Keep searching for a heart of gold, and I’m growing old”! (Neil Young)
jk123 over 2 years ago
this is very touching
bigger Nate over 2 years ago
No one ever talks about his son That started up a muffler shop
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
She’s worth her weight in gold, I imagine!
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Shouldn’t that door be gold now?
Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago
I know people who have the Sadim touch. That’s Midas spelled backwards. Everything they touch turns to sh#t.
The Brooklyn Accent over 2 years ago
“He’s not the man to hold your trust.
Everything he touches turns to dust
In his hands…"
—Clarke, Hicks, and Nash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWh0DOAfc7A
Lablubber over 2 years ago
A touch, I do confess.
mokspr Premium Member over 2 years ago
The good news is, we can now sell off one of her kidneys and that will cover all the medical bills!
Stephen Gilberg over 2 years ago
Last week, I made a golem, but it’s not so good, I fear.
Without the best materials, I gave it a tin ear,
A glass jaw, and some feet of clay. I sought a heart of gold;
Instead, it has a heart of stone. No wonder it’s so cold.
I can’t afford a silver tongue to give it more appeal.
At this point, I’m just saving up to buy some buns of steel.
DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago
I shouldn’t have mentioned dead baby jokes in a previous comment!
Kate#1best over 2 years ago
It’s all fun and games until he has to pee