Ben by Daniel Shelton for March 17, 2022

Yes you should have.

pushed your luck just a little bit too far. :P

Don’t think you were ever ahead .

No wonder he rarely has sex!

Ben should know better. Stop at one. Maybe two if you were really good.

This reminds me of a comic I saw many years ago:

A man is reaching for something on a table by his chair, his butt just barely off the cushion, and his wife says “While you’re up…”

Prompting Alexa to reply “Get them yourself, old man. You need the exercise.”

Yeah, you could’ve gathered your stuff while she was in the kitchen.

Now his problem is, he can’t remember why came in there.

“ ’Stop with a victory´ is one of the maxims of cross-examination" : Francis Wellman.

ka-nice try

I hope he remembered to ask if he could get her something while he was up.

she might have gotten you the things in the kitchen while you got your own things in the bedroom.