Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 26, 2022

Rain or shine, the unicorns just have to make it about them!

“Frozen water crystals have obscured solar photons reflecting my beauty”.

“Behind” is relative. Unless the thing that the other thing is behind has a specific side defined as it’s front.

pretty catchy phrase there, Marigold

I agree. That saying has to change.

New proposition: All of our silly human sayings should be replaced with much better unicorn sayings.

“Bows and flows of angel hair, and ice cream castles in the air., and feather canyons everywhere I looked at clouds that way” Judy Collins!

Realisation of the day: humans are the unicorns of this strip!! Aaaa-aaah!! [ mind blown ]

When the power goes out at night, my beauty has tragically become somewhat less illuminated.

And astronomers wouldn’t say that the sun rises or sets. But at least it looks that way, whereas the clouds do the visible moving.

My grandfather noticed that we usually say, “I’m going to put on my shoes and socks” when we actually put on our socks and shoes, chronologically.

basically, the sun isn’t moving the cloud is

Some chick’s dad told me (and showed me an animation) that stars/the sun are actually moving really fast… to somewhere.. and the planets are kind of swirling in a vortex in their wake…!

and he actually named is daughter “Star”, so i believe him

Nice one