I never considered how time-inefficient many fairytales are. With both Cinderella and Snow White, you’re talking months of unpaid domestic servicework. But here you can just smooch a frog and BAM, you’re ready to get married. You can do the whole thing in an afternoon.
C over 2 years ago
If no prince materializes, at least you have an appetizer
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
Fairy tale princesses do have rather limited dating options.
Lady loves a joke over 2 years ago
Fair warning, he may start singing, “It’s not easy being green”.
MayCauseBurns over 2 years ago
What’s green and smells like Miss Piggy?
Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago
He’s a talking frog. How many talking frogs do you know? Ergo he must be ‘telling’ the truth.
phredturner over 2 years ago
But soon after the marriage they turn back into frogs
Bill The Nuke over 2 years ago
Or you could snatch him up and make millions with your talking frog!
Ed The Red Premium Member over 2 years ago
I never considered how time-inefficient many fairytales are. With both Cinderella and Snow White, you’re talking months of unpaid domestic servicework. But here you can just smooch a frog and BAM, you’re ready to get married. You can do the whole thing in an afternoon.
erinurse2000 over 2 years ago
Efficiency is sooooo romantic!
RuthTC Premium Member over 2 years ago
lie!!!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 2 years ago
Or you can forget all this nonsense and stop relying on men to control your destiny!!!
syzygy47 over 2 years ago
You gotta kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince. A prince of a guy like me, one who….(RIBBIT!)….never mind.