Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for April 25, 2022

A bowl of fun

I want one like he has.

Since dogs drink from the toilet do they consider a bidet a fountain?

“Martini, swirled, not shaken.”

What a strange looking dog

oh the irony

A very long time ago, a Aircraft Furnishings company called Monogram used to give out toilet coffee mugs to their customers, and visitors. They used to do the plumbing and toilet bowls for most Aircraft Companies, Boeing, Airbus, Fokker, Bombardier, and Embraer for sure.

They used to send me one every year, and every year it would turn up missing from my office in a short time. Not that I minded too much.

I hate comics that stoop to toilet humor.

The tank makes it a double.

At least it’s not straight from the tap

A good bartender knows the needs of his clientele.

A preacher, a priest, a rabbi, and a dog walk into a bar…

I can just imagine what’s being served.

Good bartenders know what their customers want……

This gives new meaning to the phrase “toilet water.”