Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for April 21, 2022

So another of god’s creatures who is terrified of needles, I completely understand.

Up to that point, Verne was feeling a little annoyed and angry but still brave (like Indiana Jones).

Now it’s: “Needles! Why’d it have to be needles?”

Okay God, or whoever you are, stop needling Verne.

A little poking around the internet suggests that while reptiles like turtles can carry the bacterium that causes Lyme disease, the bacterium only adversely affects mammals.

Is Fred doing a metaphor for sex?

The solution is clear. Introduce Fred to RJ.

Hey, Fred, here’s an idea, why not go after George the T-Rex instead? I’m sure that his blood is just as plentiful as Verne’s is.

I prefer to do my blood drinking with a straw.

Amazing how many people chose suicide by Covid over getting a little shot. In the US Military, we learned that certain things are NOT optional.