Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 18, 2022

If you ask me I’d say that kid is “LOST IN SPACE”

Someone copped an altitude.

I waiting for “cramped my style”.

“What’ev…”

Sometimes it seems like you can’t let them have enough space – no matter how hard you try.

what no eye roll

Typical kid! Never talks to parents….

♫♪ Ground control to Major Tom… ♪♫

Text him instead.

they don’t understand the gravity of the question

“Where did you go?”

“Outer space.”

“What did you do?”

“Nothing.”

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He didn’t close the door to their personal space.

Am I heating/cooling the whole neighborhood?

Every day he comes home, locks himself in his capsule, and only comes out for ten minutes at dinnertime. Or has a pizza delivered.

What did you learn today?

Go to the bathroom before you put your space suit on.

I tell you, that kid of ours is a real space cadet…

In space you can’t hear them scream.

Strung out on heaven’s high, hitting an all time low…