Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for April 27, 2022

Seagull has eyebrows.

Spud: “Maggots are what add that special crunch.”

Alfred Yankovic earliest parody of Douglas Fieger’s “My Sharona” much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4_G7HHJ0GE

Hey! They found Spud, or Popeye…and, what is Seagull, third base coach?

Three wonderful wicked smiles. Go Rose! Destroy him!!!

Appreciate that Will spelled it ‘bologna’ and not ‘baloney’.

Spud must have finished his chimichanga as is still hungry.

My bologna has a first name, it’s G.R.O.S.S…!

Describing a pitch as “the stinky cheddar”? I think Mr. Henry might be a fan of Dennis Eckersley’s commentary during local Red Sox broadcasts. Though Eck might be more likely to say “filthy cheese.”

Rose would prefer The Spicy Aioli but she knows her audience.

You don’t want this bologna, Spud.

Bologna, the meat of champions……

The TAJIN

Rose has been lured over to the nasty side.

Poor Wallace’s dad.

I’m trying to wrap my brain around it, but I really can’t see Amelia as a catcher. She may well have a great arm, but catching is not the spot for lovers of mayhem.