Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 30, 2022

“My favorite place wasn’t on Grubhub.”

Exactly how big is the Sherriff’s office meal account? Having three breakfasts ordered in for how many days, “might tend” to be a “little” expensive.

Baby steps, Dicey. Baby steps.

KA-DOORDASH!

I wonder who would win a fight between the Highwayman and the Beast of Bloodcurdling Pass.

KA-Wait! I missed the day where they made Dicey cluck like a chicken!

R.J., see this case as a right of passage. Rip, TNT, Breezy, Cobra… Even your sister, Hazy, took him on (back when she was Baby Fireball).

Now, it’s your turn. Make the family proud.