Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 28, 2022

He specializes in lifetime guarantee recalls.

I’m a people person. People were my product.

If you don’t hire him, it might be the death of you.

Yeah…you call em, we stack em…

And she is about to be recalled.

Generally, a recall is for a defect… are there that many defective folk?

MTG: "I can’t recall, sorry… "

Not to be too pedantic (as if I have any other way to be!), a Reaper works in agriculture. It’s not product recall; the idea was that he harvests the souls that have been deemed ready to take.

Sounds like HR is a good fit.

Why is he looking for a new job?

he’s a cut above the other candidates…