Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for May 19, 2022

Quats got pockets?

That qat lost the qees to his qatillac. (It’s a Tom qat for sure because girls always have a lot of extra stuff hanging on their qee chains.)

Now I know where a cat’s pocket is.

That actually made me snort!

Who’s keys are those? And how’d I get this big gash in my side? Someone musta slipped me a Mickey, and it weren’t no mouse!!!

Let me see, where can I hide them?

That qat is keyed up.

I could so easily knock them off with a just flick of the tail.

So is he wearing a tabby suit made of cloth, or does he need a quick trip to the ER?

(((((((Gasp!))))))) Good thing they tinkled when they fell out…

Cats got pockets?

What is more disturbing? The pocket or the hole in it?

Of course, he’s thinking. Are those my keys? :)

The world always seems brighter when Kliban’s Cats is updated.

“Its got pocketes?”

Come and get the keys. (Real, not teething.)

Qats have pockets?

OK, Mr. Qat. You know where the keys go…..