Monty by Jim Meddick for May 04, 2022

if you are going to do something then do it right. To the extreme.

Ah so Pilsner goes overboard on the hunting again! Hopefully he’ll have better luck this time lol

https://www.gocomics.com/monty/2010/09/15

(The arc lasts through the 23rd)

“Here. Lemme show you my Winchester. I figure a .308 ought to be big enough to bring down the beasts.”

You don’t need all that, take two sticks shove one in the ground and rub it with the other stick, it sounds like a mole, if there are any nightcrawlers they will surface quickly.

A tad early to get geared up. This may require netting when you retire for the night, to keep the devils from attacking.

I hope that he catches a worm. I want to see if he’ll eat it.

It’s a slimey business, but somebody has to do it, lock & load Pilsner.

Set up a compost pile in the backyard. I have worms bigger than new pencils.

It is so hard for a bird to crank a telephone ring generator or ignition magneto. Wear insulated boots if you are using metal rods wired into an extension cord.

Or you could just go out at night after a hard rain…

I hope Pilsner has a little F-150 with a tiny rifle in the window rack parked outside. Monty always has a complete set of equipment and clothing for any new hobby, so why shouldn’t Pilsner?

He starts to be a little obsessed.

Yaw we use to hunt crawlers when I was younger, something to do after a good rain!

Whistle while you worm. :)

I’m too lazy to consult Mr. Google, but I thought earthworms had both male and female organs and, well, when two worms love each other things get rather complex.

Holy moly! Pilsner has gone all-in with the Mighty Hunter Gizmos Syndrome! Just let him do his Thing and stay as far away as possible, Moonie!