Monty by Jim Meddick for May 05, 2022

Now just a minute here! No wait you’re right, I haven’t…

Makes sense to me!

Parrots don’t eat worms, their beaks can crack nuts

The worst are the sandy loam ones. They’re gritty, like cream of wheat.

No, actually it’s 4:15.

“Big fat juicy ones go down easy. Little short stubby ones taste kind of greasy. Hairy ones tickle my throat.”

Worm Toast goes with what?

“Benny shrugged. Three days it had been since we’d last eaten. Worms. Thick, ropey.”

Urp. :)

Yuck! Oatmeal at 4:30 AM? I’d rather the worm (and that’s saying something)!

Anyway, just go back to bed, Moonie, and let Pilsner do his Mighty Hunter (of worms) thing….