Kliban by B. Kliban for June 03, 2022

With that sharp a point on it, he better not walk on a wooden deck.

….whittle while you eat?

I’m pretty sure pirates pick their teeth with the knife. This is like the guy in prison who uses his knife to whittle a shiv.

Probably had termites…

Mate, you don’t want to know what he stepped in!

When he finishes the corn, the cob can be jammed on the point so he can walk?

I wonder if he’s flexible enough to clean his own teeth as well.