Kliban by B. Kliban for June 10, 2022

Shades of Monty Python. “It’s only a rabbit.”

Ironic, rabbits eat plants.

Never saw a hare with a revolver…

A mountie with a pipe…

“Perhaps this final act was meant To clinch a lifetime’s argument That nothing comes from violence and nothing ever could For all those born beneath an angry star Lest we forget how fragile we are”

No, NO, NO!

Not the BUNNY!

(…sobbing…)

That gun has a hare trigger.

Don’t worry. It was the rabbit of Caerbannog.

Bunny’s got a gun.

Wascslly Wabbit!

He’s in trouble because it is Duck Season.

I’m sure the argument was he was forced to shoot immediately because the rabbit’s gun had a “hare trigger”.

An incident like that derailed an American Presidency almost half a century ago.

https://www.wnyc.org/story/hare-brained-history-curious-case-jimmy-carter-v-rabbit/

I wish it would’ve been the guy.

NOOOOO. He killed Thumper.

You can bear arms but you can’t arm bears (except in Farside cartoons).

Bugs Bunny could fake his death as a way to guilt Elmer Fudd (or that guy).