WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for May 12, 2022

The play is never as good as the book.

The actor is wondering whether he’s really dying on stage.

Alas, even poor Yorrick knows this is not a funny scene he’s making.

Where for art thou, idiot…..

You are the audience. I am the author. I outrank you.

If only they still made shirts like those with those cool collars.

He really practiced screaming at audience members instead of staying in character like the other actors.