The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 09, 2022

Good dog!

ABCD puppy? LMNO puppy. SAR, CMP

Talk about “Yellow Jounalism!”

Please do not throw butts in urinals.

It makes them soggy and hard to light.

The last time I saw a paper big enough to crap on, the editor already did.

another leak ?

Was the puppy making a cogent comment on the content of the news?

As long as he missed the comics section, what’s the problem?

Must’ve been the opinion page of the New York Times.

Who’s a good boy?

“It does tend, however, to give one a rather distorted view of the press!”

https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1964/12/09

Nice aim little guy!!!

I love the “Daddy, I did good!” smile on the pup’s face.

I tried to paper train my dog. Now I need a new phone.

3 life lessons: Don’t read newspapers. Watch where you step. Don’t eat yellow snow

He looks so shameless.

Is there a reason why “AI” is emphasized (twice)?

Paper training, not really a bright idea. You are basically training you dog to go in the house. Much better to take the pup outside every few hours and praise him highly when he does his business. You will have your dog trained within a month.

Heard it the first time on The Benny Hill Show.