Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for April 29, 2022

Feral toddlers? Scaled the refrigerator? Me thinks it was more like a four footed furry critter than a feral toddler. Or are they the same thing?

touché!

When Boots was a kitten I came home from work some mornings to find every cabinet door in the kitchen open, even the ones I had to stand on the counter to reach

He would climb into one cabinet to reach the one above it, then climb up

Child locks on the lower cabinets solved the problem

It’s either that, or empty the cupboard and put a towel or some other padding in there.

Isn’t “feral toddler” redundant? Wouldn’t it be more like “free-range toddlers?”

Husband Rule #4589732: Mostly every question a wife ask is for an already vetted reason that requires just a “yes” or “no” answer.

Very good comeback, Amanda. Thanks for the laugh!

Amanda is keeping Dan in a perpetual state of altered reality.

There is no ‘why’.

Just LOVE your sense of humor Amanda :-) Dan…in this case probably not so much.

“Feral Toddler” is so getting added to my list of nicknames for my cat.

Seen it. Kid grabs the handle and puts toes in the rubber door gasket, begins climb. Next step on the fridge handle put fingers in door seam, grab the freezer handle and repeat.

We know the Earth is round because if it were flat, cats would have knocked every cup in the world of the edge.

Tabby’s snark in “Adult Children” would fit last panel, too… “You don’t have to be sarcastic!”“I’m afraid I do.”

Oh Amanda you are my spirit animal lol. I was working in an office (I live in Canada) and someone exclaimed “Its snowing!” Like it was some kind of huge surprise. I replied. “Snow? On the east coast of Canada? In January?! unheard of!” They looked at me and said “You don’t have to be sarcastic you know?” I replied. “Have we met?”