Thatababy by Paul Trap for May 13, 2022

and Muffet not frightened away by the annoying arachnid?

Freeloading spiders don’t get to choose the menu!

That’s whey out.

“Don’t look so blue, my deary~ … I think purple is a better look on you! Ahuhuhu~” 9/10.

Now that’s whey funny…

Spiders can talk. No way…..

This brings back an odd and fun memory. When I was young my dad had a different take on the last line. "Along came spider and sat down beside her and said “What do you got in the bowl broad?” Stupid? Perhaps but as kids we laughed and laughed. My dad’s been gone a couple years now.

LOL!

Party on Wayne!

Little Miss Muffet

Sat on a tuffet,

Eating her curds and whey;

There came a big spider,

Who sat down beside her

And said, “How can you eat that disgusting glop?!”

Actually, curds and whey is cottage cheese. That’s what should be in the bowl.

I see what they did…

Tapioca Pudding.

If it was a Very Short Book sketch, the spider asked, “What the heck is curds and whey?” Lee Chamberlin proclaimed, “By the way, what’s a tuffet anyway?” (Gotta dig the old episodes of the “Electric Company”.)

Little Miss Coupe, sat near her stoop, drinking her gasoline…along came a Spyder, smoking beside her, and blew them to smithereens.