Strange Brew by John Deering for May 10, 2022

Aren’t you glad you use Dial? Don’t you wish everyone did? /sic/

Yeah, I can’t wait until they invent deodorant.

I’m sure Viking outhouses emanated some eye-watering odors, back in the day!!!

I find it easier to count the days where I do feel fresh. I am almost up to one.

Daisies never curdled blood.

Try sitting upwind. That might help.

It’s the funky viking booty.

It won’t hurt for us to take a dip once in a while, yeah?

Cheap toilet paper?

Well they are on the poop deck.

“Hey, who opened the surstromming?”

Often

Nordish Spring advert

And we all know that Vikings never wore horned helmets.