Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 12, 2022

Sorry dear. I have PTSD.

Pirate Traumatic Stress Disorder.

How is a pirate supposed to relax if you take him to the Caribbean for a vacation?

How about a long sustained YAAAAARRRR!!!!!, instead of a scream?

Makes you wonder what she’s doing with an old Rummy like that.

URRRRRGH (ง ͠ ᵒ̌ Дᵒ̌ )▬▬ι═══════ﺤ

“Aye Matey!” … That’s what a pirate says on his 80th birthday. :-P

Awww he can’t help it! What “wood” she have him yell?

Pretty dull looking hook there captain.

“The wooden leg? Got bit off by a great white while I was diving for sunken treasure….”

The hook??? Got cut off by a broadsword in a duel with the captain of one ‘o Her Majesty’s fleet…."

“The eyepatch?”

“Well…..I had an itch in me eye…….”

You should be happy seeing all those kids walking the plank.

Got this guy pegged. :)

Cut him some slack, lady. He’s had a hard life.

One date and she was hooked.

Wait until he goes out to eat with her and the offer him the planked shark steak.

“I’ve got a jar of diiirt!” Oh yea, that was another pirate

PTSD is real…

what does he yell for ‘belly flop’?

Well, he does appear to have run afoul of at least two of them already. You can’t blame him for having a bit of PTSD.

“Barnacles!”