Cornered by Mike Baldwin for June 09, 2022

Take a “bow” of silence.

Not just anything you say.

That’s actually true.

Well, in that case, I’m doomed!!!

(I believe that) “Anything you say or do can be (and actually has already been) forgiven and will not be used against you.” You (just) have to accept it – that Jesus has already paid the price (the penalty) for your sins (and my sins and the sins of all humankind).

You wanna get to heaven let me tell you how to do it, you gotta grease your in a little mutton suet. You gotta slide out of the devil’s hand. Ooze over to the promised land. Take it easy, go greasy.

Amen, I say to you, you will not be released until you have paid the last penny.” Matthew 5:25-26

If such a thing as heaven does exist, then a lot of so-called “Christians” are in for a nasty shock when they die.

Amen to that!

Now don’t laugh, but there are some who actually believe this tripe.

Yesterday was judgment day how’d you do? How did you do? Were you running from tomorrow when the past caught up with you?

Yesterday was judgment day who’d you see, Who did you see? Were the multitudes surrounding you singing in harmony?

Yesterday was judgment day how’d you fare? How did you fare? Were you welcomed in with open arms? Did anybody even care? Did you cling to the crossroads, tho skies were blue and clear? Yesterday was judgment day, where will we go from here? Did you hear the riddle of a road without a middle or an end? Sung by the Flatlanders.

I figure, if you need the threat of damnation in order to behave nicely, then you have bigger problem than you know.

You should pray out loud to a lawyer, so they can evaluate your prayers, before you pray to God

9:30. At least he gets to bed good and early. :)

I can’t believe such a large portion of humanity still buys into pagan superstitions

Unless you ask Jesus for forgiveness.

The ultimate Miranda.

Clearly, this cartoon is suggesting that praying is a bad idea — it’ll just get you into trouble. Also makes me wonder what he’s praying for, if he’s getting that kind of warning.

Can I wait for the movie?