Golf is a game where you put a small white ball on a big green ball and you try to hit the white ball without hitting the green one. Try being the word.
Many years ago a friend tried to get me to take up golf. I said I would, when certain conditions were met. To my knowledge the temperature in hell has never dropped below thirty-two degrees Fahrenheit.
C over 2 years ago
She is a bad mix of anal retentive and passive aggressive
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
Why indeed?
Ubintold over 2 years ago
Soooo,,,,he married a scorekeeper.
mikeywilly over 2 years ago
Golf(noun) a nice walk in well groomed nature, totally ruined.by a litle white ball!
cabalonrye over 2 years ago
Golf is a game where you put a small white ball on a big green ball and you try to hit the white ball without hitting the green one. Try being the word.
joegeethree over 2 years ago
I don’t keep score either because of my playing partners.. They’ll play too slow, they’ll talk to loud, they’ll step on my line. Stuff like that.
Jimmyk939 over 2 years ago
Only once?!?! He’s better than he thinks
Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Golf is flog spelled backwards.
Plods with ...™ over 2 years ago
He gets to see parts of the course that the grounds keepers haven’t been to yet.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom over 2 years ago
But who’s counting?
Boise Ed Premium Member over 2 years ago
Divot Creek — I love it!
christelisbetty over 2 years ago
There must be SOMETHING Bub is good at.
Ukko wilko over 2 years ago
Many years ago a friend tried to get me to take up golf. I said I would, when certain conditions were met. To my knowledge the temperature in hell has never dropped below thirty-two degrees Fahrenheit.