Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for May 19, 2022

Too cheap to “shell” out for a Jacuzzi.

Turtles are famously slow

Tortoise is cat toys. Who knews?

Now why didn’t Calvin think of that when it came to taking baths? Oh right, because his mom would just either tell him to get off of the turtle or just pick him up off the turtle.

Ever try bathing a cat? People usually use dry shampoo.

I wouldn’t be excited about a bath in the yard with neighbours looking on.