Eek! by Scott Nickel for May 10, 2022

A good citizen setting an example!!

Team up and have a two-man crosscut saw massacre!

Or you could go green with the old two-man saw.

What? no electric chainsaws? not very green is he????

…then there’s always the hand saw….

Oh well, its back to the AXE!!!

“Those faint of heart better leave. We are filming an ultra-gory movie: The Chainsaw Massacre! … Wait, what? … Uh… Uhuh… My propman just told me that we have to rename the movie for budget reasons to The Jigsaw Massacre.”

After too many years of having issues starting my gas chainsaws, I upgraded to battery operated ones. And you can sneak up on the victims too.

If you take requests, we’ll set you up with some funding..

Where did you last see my machete, I need to sharpen it.

I guess it’s back to bashing in heads with a meat tenderizer.

It’s okay, there. We’ve already had enough Chainsaw Massacres to last a short, massacred lifetime!