Adult Children by Stephen Beals for May 26, 2022

with that hair-do … I consider not coming back to the store as good news i guess

I’ve worked in a customer-oriented business. Threats by customers that they will never return never bothered us. In fact, we’d often advise them right back that we don’t even want their business, and for them to go elsewhere.

Good show Tabby.

Nothing wrong with that comment!

“But before you go, would you please respond to this on-line survey concerning to your visit?…”

So I guess this comic is now fully Retail now. Been okay I guess, but I do miss the other stuff not related to this much, at home, etc.

I remember a customer telling my dad that he wouldn’t be back and he was going to tell his friends not to do business with us

Dad told him that if his friends were as stupid as he was, we didn’t want their business either

I’ve had customers tell me that and then seen them days later sneaking around when they realize I’m also on the floor.

In general, an unhappy customer will tell ten times as many people about it as a happy one. Nonetheless, some people are worth sending out in a huff.

Don’t let the door hit you where the dog should’ve bit you.

My usual response….No problem here…bye!

Look lady, I work here for a couple bucks an hour. I don’t give a rat’s a$$.

Don’t let the doorknob hit you in the butt !

“You promise?!”, said in a happy and excited tone.