Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for May 31, 2022

Hardly a de"scent" day @ the office.

Now that’s a nightmare!

…And by the way the roses did not smell that great?

Looks like he got a little close to the thorns too.

I’m not getting the next day. glasbergen.com has a recorded message to a caller that if he has a rotary phone, leave his name and number and the person on the recording will have his grandmother will get back to him and tell him about the good old days.

Today on glasbergen.com: This call may be recorded for quality control purposes. If your complaint is unsatisfactory, you will have to sign up for customer training.

Two dogs watch The Food Channel and wonder why there isn’t a recipe for socks.

June 04 Glasbergen comic:

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June 03 Glasbergen comic:

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June 02 Glasbergen comic:

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June 01 Glasbergen comic:

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A fitness program of high-intensity spending will make an economy healthy.

This isn’t good. I didn’t get an email today (glasbergen sometimes doesn’t do it) and the web site is doing yesterday’s again.

The band sounded great but I got a contact high from a man smoking Metamucil.

It’s made from snakes and snails and puppy dog tails. Rub it on your armpits and it gives you testosterone.

June 05 Glasbergen comic:

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June 06 Glasbergen comic:

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June 07 Glasbergen comic:

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Woman sitting in restaurant with her date tells him after 18 months online he never mentioned he was a dog.

June 08 Glasbergen comic:

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Someone stole my private information and posted it on lots of Facebook pages. I’m famous!

June 09 Glasbergen comic:

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I like to get divorced on the first date. There’s less to fight about.

Check my calendar. Am I scheduled to give a %#@# today?

June 10 Glasbergen comic:

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I finally found a diet I can live with. Anything with green food coloring counts as a salad.

Sounds like the day ENCON went belly up!!!

I can’t believe my boss is such an idiot. He was so brilliant when he hired me.

June 12 Glasbergen comic:

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It’s not my fault I was late for the meeting. A malicious email erased it from my brain.

June 13 Glasbergen comic:

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Our health plan makes us pay for a lot of coverage we don’t need: heebie-jeebies, hissy fits, conniptions, boogie fever, achy breaky heart, a bad case of Mondays …

June 14 Glasbergen comic:

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Why isn’t this comic updated?

Vote for me and I promise to keep you entertained with ridiculous promises, titillating scandals, outrageous comment and hilarious gaffes.

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